Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel! Today’s Daily Dad Joke 29/02/2024
I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free. October 26, 2023
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” October 15, 2024