Why did the miner get fired from his job? He took it for granite…

• Next story Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
• Previous story I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not sure.

You may also like...

• So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”

  December 5, 2020

• What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.

  November 18, 2020

• Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Dunno, they’re just a bit shady.

  April 10, 2025