Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed!

• Next story I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.
• Previous story Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was incredible.

You may also like...

• Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

  November 12, 2023

• What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!

  April 19, 2025

• Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights.

  May 22, 2023