Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they’d all say “Bach bach bach!”

• Next story What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.
• Previous story If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn’t understand why you cut it down, do you think it’s stumped?

You may also like...

• Yesterday I confused the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza”. Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

  October 6, 2022

• Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

  April 23, 2023

• My friend said to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “no it doesn’t”

  March 19, 2025