Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 01/11/2020
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside. October 17, 2024
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question… dogs can’t whistle. September 23, 2022