Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

• Next story What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!
• Previous story What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don’t look at me I’m changing!

You may also like...

• I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper.

  August 1, 2024

• A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

  June 3, 2023

• Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

  September 8, 2023