Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

• Next story What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!
• Previous story What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don’t look at me I’m changing!

You may also like...

• Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

  March 27, 2025

• What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you.

  April 13, 2024

• I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now.

  December 8, 2021