What is worse then finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple.

• Next story For Valentine’s day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It’s the little things that count.
• Previous story A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”

You may also like...

• Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.

  February 22, 2025

• What do you call an eagle who can play the piano? Talonted!

  March 17, 2025

• I think circles are pointless.

  July 24, 2021