A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.” August 7, 2022
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” November 13, 2020