What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 03/05/2024
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” November 13, 2020
Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is. I told him, “that makes 2 of us.” December 10, 2020
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they’d all say “Bach bach bach!” August 19, 2024