What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind.

• Next story To the person who stole my anti-depressant pills: I hope you’re happy now.
• Previous story What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday…the rest are weekdays.

You may also like...

• Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace.

  November 12, 2021

• I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper.

  March 2, 2023

• Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it… We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

  August 2, 2022