What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel.

• Next story I was in an 80’s band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.
• Previous story You can’t trust a ladder. It will always let you down

You may also like...

• I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.

  July 17, 2021

• What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!

  November 22, 2021

• I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

  July 19, 2021