What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.

• Next story What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1
• Previous story Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.

You may also like...

• What do bees do after they are married? They go on a honeymoon.

  September 13, 2021

• I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.

  November 1, 2022

• Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a no bell prize.

  November 9, 2021