At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline. November 6, 2022
My wife told me to rub the herbs on the meat for better flavor. That’s sage advice. February 25, 2021
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” March 15, 2023