What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto

• Next story Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.
• Previous story Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

You may also like...

• Leather is great for sneaking around because it’s made of hide.

  July 30, 2023

• “Dad, I’m cold.” “Go stand in the corner, I hear it’s 90 degrees.”

  August 7, 2024

• Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

  October 26, 2021