What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

• Next story “Dad, do you think it’s going to snow this winter?” “I dont know, its all up in the air”
• Previous story What is bread’s favorite number? Leaven.

You may also like...

• Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don’t know watt they are talking about. They’re not that bright.

  July 23, 2022

• What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

  May 16, 2021

• I went to the store to pick up eight cans of sprite… when I got home I realized I’d only picked seven up

  August 16, 2022