What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

• Next story What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs.
• Previous story I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.

You may also like...

• Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

  June 24, 2025

• I’m tired of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.

  January 4, 2025

• Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian.

  April 2, 2023