What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? “Don’t look I’m changing!”

• Next story I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.
• Previous story Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.

You may also like...

• They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian – they’re not laughing now.

  November 19, 2023

• Dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.

  October 29, 2023

• Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit? Dad: Down.

  September 16, 2022