What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don’t look at me I’m changing!

• Next story Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
• Previous story I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

You may also like...

• Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

  June 4, 2024

• Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

  October 28, 2021

• Don’t buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars.

  July 18, 2022