What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up.

• Next story Doctor you’ve got to help me, I’m addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don’t follow you.
• Previous story It’s only a murder of crows if there’s probable caws.

You may also like...

• What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

  February 15, 2024

• I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!

  July 14, 2024

• Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they’d all say “Bach bach bach!”

  August 19, 2024