What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

• Next story What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
• Previous story What’s a ninja’s favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!

You may also like...

• I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

  November 26, 2022

• You know what they say about cliffhangers…

  August 11, 2021

• What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

  August 3, 2022