The great thing about stationery shops is they’re always in the same place…

• Next story I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there
• Previous story They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure.

You may also like...

• What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.

  May 8, 2023

• What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!

  January 20, 2021

• Yesterday I confused the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza”. Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

  October 6, 2022