Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

• Next story What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig
• Previous story What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!

You may also like...

• Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs.

  October 11, 2024

• I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years.

  March 23, 2024

• What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.

  June 12, 2021