Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper… They’re always plotting something.

• Next story Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home.
• Previous story Sore throats are a pain in the neck!

You may also like...

• Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

  February 7, 2024

• I couldn’t get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked.

  April 30, 2021

• Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.

  May 3, 2025