My wife told me to rub the herbs on the meat for better flavor. That’s sage advice.

• Next story I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition
• Previous story How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!

You may also like...

• I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

  May 5, 2021

• Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

  May 17, 2021

• I knew I shouldn’t steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

  February 24, 2021