My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 10/10/2023
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” March 20, 2024
Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is. I told him, “that makes 2 of us.” December 29, 2022