Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

Today’s Daily Dad Joke 10/05/2023

• Next story Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.
• Previous story A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It’s the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.

You may also like...

• A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

  September 13, 2022

• Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

  April 24, 2021

• The great thing about stationery shops is they’re always in the same place…

  May 4, 2021