Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

• Next story Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.
• Previous story A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It’s the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.

You may also like...

• How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

  May 21, 2023

• I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought, “I can’t turn that down”.

  November 16, 2020

• What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño face.

  August 15, 2024