I’ve just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really.

• Next story “Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?” “Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.”
• Previous story You can’t run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

You may also like...

• I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.

  August 10, 2023

• I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

  October 16, 2022

• Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meat-ball.

  August 26, 2023