I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.

• Next story Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
• Previous story *Reversing the car* “Ah, this takes me back”

You may also like...

• In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.

  June 20, 2024

• Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe!

  October 4, 2022

• How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

  May 5, 2025