In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.

• Next story What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the sediment.
• Previous story Americans can’t switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.

You may also like...

• What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.

  June 20, 2023

• What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

  December 21, 2020

• Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist!

  July 11, 2024