I’m practicing for a bug-eating contest and I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 18/09/2022
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question… dogs can’t whistle. April 12, 2021
Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, “how do you drive this thing?” September 9, 2024