If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.

• Next story Why did the m&m go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
• Previous story Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.

You may also like...

• Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.

  April 22, 2023

• My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.

  November 8, 2024

• What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!

  September 2, 2024