Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. July 12, 2021
Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we’re naming a disease after you. November 6, 2024
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” March 20, 2024