I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.

• Next story I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.
• Previous story A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement

You may also like...

• What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground.

  February 20, 2023

• Yesterday I confused the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza”. Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

  October 6, 2022

• Why does Superman get invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

  July 22, 2022