I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn’t putting in enough shifts. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 02/03/2025
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question… dogs can’t whistle. April 12, 2021