I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.

• Next story What is bread’s favorite number? Leaven.
• Previous story My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

You may also like...

• What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up.

  February 3, 2025

• A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”

  October 15, 2024

• What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows.

  February 3, 2024