I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.

• Next story I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.
• Previous story Why don’t you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees? They’re really good at it.

You may also like...

• Americans can’t switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.

  March 31, 2021

• A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.

  May 4, 2023

• Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.

  November 6, 2020