I think circles are pointless.

• Next story What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonaid.
• Previous story What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

You may also like...

• I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.

  December 28, 2020

• If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn’t understand why you cut it down, do you think it’s stumped?

  August 20, 2023

• A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It’s the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.

  July 25, 2023