I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

• Next story If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks–it cost me an arm and a leg!
• Previous story Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.

You may also like...

• What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

  June 26, 2024

• What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can’t “tuna” fish!

  June 21, 2024

• I wanted to be a tailor but I didn’t suit the job

  November 30, 2024