I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.

• Next story What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
• Previous story I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.

You may also like...

• Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres.

  February 12, 2021

• Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they’d all say “Bach bach bach!”

  July 1, 2023

• I always wanted to look into why I procrastinate, but I keep putting it off.

  March 23, 2025