I couldn’t get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked.

• Next story Why did the feline fail the lie detector test? Because he be lion.
• Previous story Why did the m&m go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

You may also like...

• I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought, “I can’t turn that down”.

  January 30, 2023

• What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man.

  March 5, 2021

• What is the best way to carve? Whittle by whittle.

  October 27, 2021