I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 16/04/2021
I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought, “I can’t turn that down”. January 30, 2023
Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian. December 31, 2022
What’s the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher? They can’t control their pupils. July 24, 2023