I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 13/06/2024
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’ June 15, 2024
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain” October 28, 2024