I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.

• Next story Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
• Previous story What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

You may also like...

• Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we’re naming a disease after you.

  November 6, 2024

• Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.

  September 11, 2021

• As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

  March 24, 2025