“Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”

• Next story What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
• Previous story “Dad, I’m cold.” “Go stand in the corner, I hear it’s 90 degrees.”

You may also like...

• What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

  December 8, 2024

• Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted

  August 30, 2024

• Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

  March 13, 2021