Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there.

• Next story Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long
• Previous story Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they’d all say “Bach bach bach!”

You may also like...

• The biggest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.

  April 25, 2025

• What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra!

  February 25, 2024

• I’ll tell you what often gets over looked… garden fences.

  August 4, 2023