Ben & Jerry’s really need to improve their operation. The only way to get there is down a rocky road.

• Next story What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
• Previous story “Dad, do you think it’s going to snow this winter?” “I dont know, its all up in the air”

You may also like...

• Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is. I told him, “that makes 2 of us.”

  December 10, 2020

• Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there.

  August 9, 2023

• I was shocked when I was diagnosed as colorblind… It came out of the purple.

  December 6, 2023