A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

• Next story What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.
• Previous story Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

You may also like...

• I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition

  October 11, 2022

• Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they’d all say “Bach bach bach!”

  July 1, 2023

• What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

  January 9, 2021