A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.

• Next story What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
• Previous story My new thesaurus is terrible. In fact, it’s so bad, I’d say it’s terrible.

You may also like...

• At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline.

  November 6, 2022

• What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!

  May 13, 2024

• A dad washes his car with his son. But after a while, the son says, “why can’t you just use a sponge?”

  February 7, 2025