A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 09/10/2022
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain” April 15, 2025
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question… dogs can’t whistle. September 23, 2022