The biggest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.

• Next story Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr!
• Previous story “Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?” “No, I got them all cut.”

You may also like...

• Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

  October 28, 2022

• I knew I shouldn’t steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

  April 11, 2023

• Why did the miner get fired from his job? He took it for granite…

  February 27, 2021